The Democratic Republic of United Telue Elo Khmocio is a very large, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 174 million United Telue Elo Khmocioans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The very strong United Telue Elo Khmocioan economy, worth 13.0 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,540 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Telue Elo Khmocio's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Telue Elo Khmocio is ranked 46,882^nd in the world and 75^th in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 34.85 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.